BLOOMINGTON, IN – A favorite local restaurant has now been identified as the site of an infamous surreptitious fight club.

The long search for the bare-knuckle boxing ring is now over. The Bloomington Police Department received an anonymous tip that beloved eatery Runcible Spoon has been hosting a fight club for years.

“A former employee came forward and provided BPD with all the sordid details,” said Detective Allen Hays. “This club has been a burden on our community for years so we’re happy it’s finally over.”

Runcible Spoon manager Hal Cooper was unavailable for comment as he is currently hospitalized with a broken collarbone.

4 responses to “Runcible Spoon Outed as Host of Underground Fight Club”

  1. They forgot the first rule…

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    Ronald Campbell

    Kind of funny considering that UFC and Pride Fighting is publicized nationally, legally for years! Are we a nation of Americans or a group of 50 states with different laws! I Love IN and I’m a Hoosier DAV of War but dang it’s time for IN to stop Punishing our Hoosiers for what’s legal around the Nation! Knocking down our citizens and watching other states grow with enthusiasm and support each other! Set back, take a look around the country and all those enjoying the right that have been fought for, decades long and they are all having fun, getting along, commities coming together and people support one another!
    I can guarantee that if we are ever getting invaded that all our political leaders will be begging for IN citizens to stand up and for the National Security to help, and the IN citizens are going to laugh at the leaders of the state bc of there constant want for control and the national security will laugh at us bc our leaders of state want to control us like we are in a little cage. Just set back and watch. When we are fighting and the nation is won’t help us bc our leaders won’t support the nation we will be on our own! The leaders will check out and we won’t have nothing!

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  3. Welp , thatexplains the corned beef hash.

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