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  December 19, 2025

  On-Again, Off-Again Dad Blames No Chimney for No Presents

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  December 16, 2025

  Che Guevara Shirt to be Worn at Family Christmas to ‘Skip the Small Talk’

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  December 1, 2025

  Bostonian Born Again Upon Introduction to Euchre

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  November 22, 2025

  Viscous Personal Attacks Primed for ‘Freshman 15’ Jokes

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  November 19, 2025

  Hank Ruff One Slur Away From Country Music Stardom

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  November 14, 2025

  Anti-Capitalist Puts Protest Supplies on Dad’s Credit Card

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  November 7, 2025

  Mendoza Inks Lucrative Deal with Durex

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  November 6, 2025

  Ellettsville Volunteer Firefighters Charity Calendar Raises $0.00

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  November 5, 2025

  Mayor Vows to Annex Nashville

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  November 1, 2025

  Rebranded IDS Print Reinstated as President Whitten Named Editor-in-Chief

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  October 20, 2025

  Pure Terror at Spencer’s Gifts as Bride of Chucky Box Found Empty

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  October 14, 2025

  Townie, Student Secretly Rendezvous Like Modern Day Montague and Capulet

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  October 12, 2025

  Rival Vintners Seize, Destroy Oliver Winery Vineyard in Savage Challenge to Long-Held Power

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  October 5, 2025

  Unhinged, Unregistered Lance Armstrong Terrorizes Hilly Hundred Riders

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  October 3, 2025

  Bob Seger Recalls Writing Hit ‘Night Moves’ at Night Moves

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  September 30, 2025

  Bartender Begs Jesse Eisenberg to Stop Explaining Zombieland Rules

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  September 29, 2025

  IU Limits Free Speech to One Phone Call from Jail

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  September 16, 2025

  Holographic Earnhardt Straight Up Crushing at Bloomington Speedway

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  September 14, 2025

  Mayors of Flavortown, Bloomington Establish Diplomatic Ties at Hinkle’s Hamburgers

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  September 11, 2025

  Divorced Dads Drive CrossFit Surge Ahead of IU Parents Weekend

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  September 7, 2025

  Pledge Leaves Illinois Dispensary Like Indentured Columbian Drug Mule

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  July 20, 2025

  Runcible Spoon Outed as Host of Underground Fight Club

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  July 16, 2025

  Sink the Biz Blamed for Hand, Foot, and Mouth Outbreak

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  May 29, 2025

  Morning Walk Past 3rd Street Fraternities Reminiscent of Jonestown

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  November 17, 2024

  Shadow Seen on Walk of Shame Means Two More Weeks of Antibiotics

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  November 20, 2023

  Buskirk-Chumley to Raffle Tickets for Seat Next to Lauren Boebert

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  November 14, 2023

  Cooters, Nation’s First Bottomless Bar, Hosts Grand Opening

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  November 8, 2023

  Sock on Door Handle Just Good Way to Binge Dawson’s Creek in Peace

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  November 8, 2023

  Toddler Spikes Ice Water Off Floor Like Super Bowl MVP

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  November 7, 2023

  Content Feverishly Readied for OnlyFans Black Friday Deals

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  November 7, 2023

  Several Hospitalized After Stampede at Winter Farmers’ Market BOGO Sale

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  November 1, 2023

  Fans Flock to Assembly Hall to Hurl Chairs in Remembrance of Knight

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  October 31, 2023

  Embittered Former Denny’s Manager to Release Juicy Tell-All

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  October 30, 2023

  Rough Time of Year for Jack O’Lantern

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  October 26, 2023

  Holographic Earnhardt Set to Race at Bloomington Speedway

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  October 20, 2023

  Morgue Open to Public Over Halloween Weekend

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  October 19, 2023

  Canadian Exchange Student Always Wanted to See Indiana

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  October 15, 2023

  Flash Mob Indicted on RICO Charges

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  October 10, 2023

  Nautica, Sperry, Lacoste? It Was All About the Drip at the Lake Monroe Sailing Association Call-Out Meeting

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  October 9, 2023

  Cuban Returns to IU: “I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age”

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  October 6, 2023

  ‘Doctors Without Boundaries’ Accused of Inappropriate Conduct at IU School of Nursing Mixer

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  October 2, 2023

  Dozens Crushed During Thrash Metal Set at Lotus Festival

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  October 1, 2023

  Missing Student Found After Last Seen Plowing Through Fourth AMF

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  September 8, 2023

  Lava Lamp Illuminates Futile Attempts to Undo Bra Strap

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  August 15, 2023

  Karen Held in Contempt of Food Court

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