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  December 16, 2025

  Che Guevara Shirt to be Worn at Family Christmas to ‘Skip the Small Talk’

  Kirk Woodlawn

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  November 14, 2025

  Anti-Capitalist Puts Protest Supplies on Dad’s Credit Card

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  November 5, 2025

  Mayor Vows to Annex Nashville

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  September 29, 2025

  IU Limits Free Speech to One Phone Call from Jail

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  September 18, 2025

  Trump Vows to Purge DC of “Woke” Bloomington Limestone

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  September 10, 2025

  Mayor Declares Bloomington Exotic Animal Sanctuary City

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  September 9, 2025

  Council Ditches ‘Sister City’ Palo Alto, Decries Gender Specific Nature of Title

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  June 15, 2025

  Pence Criticizes IU Kinsey Institute with Full-On Erection

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  December 6, 2023

  Che Guevara Shirt to be Worn at Family Thanksgiving to Skip the Small Talk

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  October 26, 2023

  Mayor Wolfs Down Entire Bag of Smarties to Ease Fears of Eating Glass

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  October 11, 2023

  Council Candidate Apologizes for 1998 Blogger Post Praising Limp Bizkit

  Kirk Woodlawn