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  February 2, 2026

  Shadow Seen on Walk of Shame Means Two More Weeks of Antibiotics

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  January 15, 2026

  Assembly Hall Watch Party Nixed, Officials Blame ‘Loser Energy’

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  December 31, 2025

  BPD: It’s So Awesome, but Don’t Discharge Weapons at Sky Tonight

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  December 19, 2025

  On-Again, Off-Again Dad Blames No Chimney for No Presents

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  December 1, 2025

  Planned Parenthood Mistakenly Buys 2,000 IEDs

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  December 1, 2025

  Bostonian Born Again Upon Introduction to Euchre

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  November 22, 2025

  Viscous Personal Attacks Primed for ‘Freshman 15’ Jokes

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  November 14, 2025

  Anti-Capitalist Puts Protest Supplies on Dad’s Credit Card

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  November 6, 2025

  Ellettsville Volunteer Firefighters Charity Calendar Raises $0.00

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  November 5, 2025

  Mayor Vows to Annex Nashville

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  October 28, 2025

  Bloomington South Students Build Homes They Will Only Ever See as DoorDash Drivers

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  October 20, 2025

  Pure Terror at Spencer’s Gifts as Bride of Chucky Box Found Empty

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  October 12, 2025

  Rival Vintners Seize, Destroy Oliver Winery Vineyard in Savage Challenge to Long-Held Power

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  October 5, 2025

  Unhinged, Unregistered Lance Armstrong Terrorizes Hilly Hundred Riders

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  September 30, 2025

  Bartender Begs Jesse Eisenberg to Stop Explaining Zombieland Rules

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  September 29, 2025

  WonderLab Skink Norbert, GEICO Gecko Announce Engagement

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  September 23, 2025

  MoCo Humane Society in Hot Water for FB Marketplace Listings

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  September 21, 2025

  Guerrilla Journalist Catches ‘Farm Stop Collective’ Abusing Alfalfa Sprouts

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  September 19, 2025

  Tri-North Teacher Suspended for JFK Quote in Facebook Bio

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  September 14, 2025

  Mayors of Flavortown, Bloomington Establish Diplomatic Ties at Hinkle’s Hamburgers

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  September 13, 2025

  Kleindorfer’s Rebrand Leans Into Germanic Pagan Roots

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  September 12, 2025

  IU Health Surplus Store Selling Refurbished Sternum Saws

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  September 10, 2025

  Mayor Declares Bloomington Exotic Animal Sanctuary City

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  September 8, 2025

  Local Russians, Ukrainians Set Aside Differences to Honor Rasputin

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  September 5, 2025

  BPD, IUPD Feud Over Sample Gates Jurisdiction

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  June 27, 2025

  New Unionville Baptists Rally to Rename I-69, Citing Indecency

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  October 26, 2024

  Planned Parenthood Mistakenly Buys 2,000 IEDs

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  September 29, 2024

  Kenyan Students Look to Dominate IU Dance Marathon

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  December 6, 2023

  Che Guevara Shirt to be Worn at Family Thanksgiving to Skip the Small Talk

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  November 13, 2023

  Police Use Nextdoor App to Target Residents with Too Much Time on Their Hands

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  November 7, 2023

  Several Hospitalized After Stampede at Winter Farmers’ Market BOGO Sale

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  November 2, 2023

  Subway Jared Wishes He Would Have Stayed Morbidly Obese

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  November 2, 2023

  Dumb Kid Gets Smart Phone

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  November 1, 2023

  City to Send Humanitarian Aid to Gosport

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  October 31, 2023

  Black Cat Tragically Crosses Path of Chevy Silverado

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  October 31, 2023

  Embittered Former Denny’s Manager to Release Juicy Tell-All

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  October 30, 2023

  MinuteClinic Full of Shit

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  October 30, 2023

  Rough Time of Year for Jack O’Lantern

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  October 26, 2023

  Mayor Wolfs Down Entire Bag of Smarties to Ease Fears of Eating Glass

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  October 25, 2023

  Cook Medical Now Selling Discounted Used Catheters

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  October 20, 2023

  Morgue Open to Public Over Halloween Weekend

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  October 19, 2023

  Canadian Exchange Student Always Wanted to See Indiana

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  October 18, 2023

  Hipster Home Builder Only Uses Vinyl Siding

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  October 15, 2023

  Flash Mob Indicted on RICO Charges

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  October 10, 2023

  Nautica, Sperry, Lacoste? It Was All About the Drip at the Lake Monroe Sailing Association Call-Out Meeting

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  October 5, 2023

  IU Health Surgeons Acknowledge Mistakes, Lack of Preparation in Post-Op Press Conference

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  October 4, 2023

  Cool Parents Blast D.A.R.E. Curriculum as Too Rigid

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  October 3, 2023

  Hilly Hundred Partners with Perinuem Injury Survivors for Awareness Campaign

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  September 15, 2023

  Tent Citizens Share Needle Like Arid Desert Canteen

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