Limestone Ledger

BLOOMINGTON, IN – Indiana University Trustee Sage Steele reportedly upended a recent Board of Trustees meeting with an endless rant about the merits of Ivermectin and shaming the media and Big Pharma for lying to the American people.

Steele, who was controversially appointed by Governor Mike Braun, effectively filibustered by standing and speaking about the drug for the entire two-day meeting.

The rant ranged in topics from how Ivermectin won a Nobel Prize, to its benefits in treating cancer, and to the “massive coverup” that occurred during the COVID-19 pandemic.

“Rogan was right, in fact Rogan is always right,” said a clearly caffeinated Steele. “Instead of the so-called vaccine, the American people should’ve been given this wonder drug because as we all know now it would have ended the scamdemic.”

IU President Pamela Whitten was visibly frustrated and tried to no avail to persuade Steele to stand down.

“Trustee Steele, there is critical business before this body that must be addressed for the betterment of the University and its students,” stated President Whitten. “This is no time grandstand and prioritize your personal politics over your sworn duty to always put Indiana University first.”

Steele paid no mind as she launched into additional conspiracies:

“Oh yeah, did you all see that RFK cured autism?”

“And don’t even get me started on chemtrails and seed oils, MAHA!”

The two-day Board of Trustee meetings occur only four times a year. President Whitten and Trustee Quinn Buckner are reportedly holding an Executive Session to explore ways to prevent another “Steele the Show” catastrophe.