COLUMBUS, IN – Former Vice President Mike Pence spoke at a rally in his hometown where he decried the work of the Indiana University Kinsey Institute while sporting an obvious boner.
Pence attended an event to support local GOP candidates when he took the opportunity to condemn the sexually-forward research of the world renown Kinsey Institute.
“As a conservative Christian, I won’t stand by and allow a public university to pervert the minds of our youth,” stated Pence, as his pants began to bulge. “I mean, sometimes the sexual behavior of Kinsey study participants is literally all I can think about.”
Those who attended the rally were equal parts inspired and appalled.
“He started with the usual fiery talking points about leftists and the fact that we’re losing our country,” said Susan Martin. “But when he moved on to Kinsey, he began to sweat and it became clear he was desperately trying to hide what was an unmistakable hard-on.”
Mother could not be reached for comment.
Limestone Ledger 
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