BLOOMINGTON, IN – A local bartender saw his shadow on a walk home after a late and eventful evening signaling the need for an additional prescription.
Marcus Ramey spent a night out with friends before going home with a fellow partygoer to continue the good time.
“Man, that night was insane,” said Ramey. “My boys and I were tearing it up then I met this smokeshow.”
The two hit it off and at closing time they decided to leave together.
“I told him not to go,” said friend Derek Duncan. “I just got this feeling, like a total chlamydia vibe.”
Ramey and the new acquaintance arrived at their destination before realizing neither one of them had any form of prophylactic. They knew of the risks but still chose to engage in rough, every orifice sexual activity.
“We just said screw it, this feels right,” said Ramey. “Looking back, even with a serious case of the clap, it was so worth it.”
Ramey knew immediately upon seeing his shadow the next morning that he would have to re-up his doxycycline.
“My doctor knows me, he didn’t even have me in for a test, he just called in the good stuff,” said a remarkably indifferent Ramey.
Limestone Ledger 
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