BLOOMINGTON, IN – Billionaire alumnus Mark Cuban returned to Bloomington and had a few things to say about the “talent.”
Cuban was in town to commemorate a statue erected in his honor at the Kelley School when he arrived with several co-eds and took to the podium.
“Damn, it’s great to be back at Indiana University,” proclaimed Cuban. “I’ve been all over the world and the tail here at IU is second to none.”
Those in attendance seemed taken aback by the comments.
“Mark is such a stand-up man,” said Kelley grad and supporter Kevin Hawkins. “He seemed off and clearly focused on girls and not the ceremony.”
It was rumored that Cuban was out living up Kirkwood before the event.
“Yeah, it was awesome,” said IU Junior Guy Hastings. “Mark was buying everyone shots and the chicks just couldn’t help themselves.”
Cuban was helped to his private plane that left Bloomington later that evening.
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